Dear Father Christmas, could you please

What animals do you bring

| Cow jokes

What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.

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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?

| Birthday jokes

What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!

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Three patients at a psychiatric clinic

| Mental health jokes

Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple test. Asking the first patient: Q. How much is two plus two? A: Blue. At which the kind doctor calls in the orderly to escort the patient back to his room. Turning to the

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

| Cat jokes

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !

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One day, little

| Dirty jokes

One day, little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, al

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Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can’t do that one. He hasn’t said what size his crocodile takes!