What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is
| Various animal jokes
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !
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Did you hear about
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?" The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one
| Ethnic jokes
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a
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What happened to the dog that fell into a
| Dog jokes
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
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Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can’t beat it!