Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called "The Johnson Years".
[ read more ]
What is a parrot's favorite game ?
| Bird jokes
What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !
[ read more ]
What is a mouse's favourite game ?
| Mouse jokes
What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
[ read more ]
Did you hear about the Irishman who
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses? His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
[ read more ]
What kind of dog always needs a shave?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
[ read more ]
Tyler was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So, Tyler raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course, the teacher said yes, but asked Tyler to be quick. Five minutes later Tyler returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. “I can’t find it,” he admitted. The teacher sat Tyler down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. Tyler looked at the diagram, said “yes” and goes on his way. Well, five minutes later he returned to the class room and says to the teacher, “I can’t find it.” Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who has been at the school for a while, to help him find the bathroom. So, Tommy and Tyler go together and five minutes later they both return r\nand sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Tommy, “Well, did you find it?” Tommy is quick with his reply, “Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards.”