A father, mother, and son were going to Europe
| Dirty jokes
A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big tits were rea
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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.
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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in
| Dead and dying jokes
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.
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Trevor: That's a cool
| Children jokes
Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.
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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up
| Banana jokes
What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
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Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school, his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !