A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,"I'm sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class. Could you please move to your seat." The blonde replied,"Im blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." The attendant
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You said this horse could
| Horse jokes
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
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Q: What do little trees say
| Halloween jokes
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
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What do hurricanes most like to eat for
| Weather jokes
What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes
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Q: How many over eager PA's does it take
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li... A: Done!
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A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in the bottom of the cup. She asked, “Honey, why would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?” Her grandson replied, “You know grandma, it’s like on TV, ‘The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.”