What does Frankenstein's monster call a
| Monster jokes
What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.
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Three boys were sharing
| Bed jokes
Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There's lots of room now,' he said.
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An American tourist was lunching in a
| Restaurant jokes
An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table. "This is the breast of the duck; this the leg of the duck; this is the wing of the duck; etc." Then came the dish that the American knew was c
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How do you know when there is an elephant under
| Bed jokes
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !
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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on
| Halloween jokes
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara!
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A man out for a walk came across a little boy pulling his cat’s tail. ‘Hey you! he shouted, ‘ don’t pull the cat’s tail ! ‘I’m not pulling ! replied the little boy. ‘I’m only holding on – the cat’s pulling !