What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.
Category: Vampire jokes
What do vampires cross the sea in?
What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.
What happened to the two mad vampires?
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
What is a vampire’s
What is a vampire’s favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !
When the picture of the vampire’s grandmother
When the picture of the vampire’s grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.
What is Dracula’s favorite
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Did you hear about the
Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back pocket.
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.