What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
Category: Snake jokes
What did the snake say when offered a
What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I’ll just have a sliver !
Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing
Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
What’s a snake’s favourite food ?
What’s a snake’s favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he’s finished.