A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman’s home in a rural area. “This machine is the best ever” he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she’s really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, “If this machine doesn’t remove all the dust completely, I’ll lick it off myself.” “Do you want ketchup on it?” she says, “we’re not connected for electricity yet!”
Category: Salesmen jokes
How can you tell when a salesperson is
How can you tell when a salesperson is lying? His lips are moving.
A salesman who was out on his territory had a
A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman’s company and related the tragedy to the sales manager. The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, “Return his samples by freight and search his pants for orders.”