Jane’s father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he’d spent quite a lot of money for the meal he said to the waiter, “Could I have a bag to take the leftovers home for the dog?” “Gosh!” exclaimed Jane, “Are we getting a dog?”
Category: Restaurant jokes
How many cafeteria staff does it take to
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? “Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I’ve just cashed up.”