Restaurant jokes – Page 2

There was an awful fight at the seafood

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant

The headwaiter of an elegant restaurant recoiled in disgust as a man in boots, torn jeans and a leather jacket approached him. “Hey, man,” he said, “where’s the toilet?” “Go down the hall and turn left, “replied the headwaiter. “When you see the sign marked ‘Gentlemen; pay no attention to it and go right on in.”

Young woman sat down in small

Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. “I’ll have a hamburger please.” “Burger!” she yelled over her shoulder. Then woman added. “Make that well done.” Waitres turned away again. “Torture it!” she yelled.

Is your food spicy Sir ?

Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !

Whats the matter with your dinner

Whats the matter with your dinner ? “Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I’ve eaten !”

A out-of-towner in New York at the height

A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he’d enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, “You know, it’s been over five years since I first came in here.” “You’ll have to wait your turn, sir,” replied the harried and now irritated waiter, “I can only serve one table at a time.”

Two little boys were

Two little boys were visiting their grandfather and he took them to a restaurant for lunch. They couldn’t make up their minds about what they wanted to eat. Finally the grandfather grinned at the server and said, “Just bring them bread and water.” One of the little boys looked up and quavered, “Can I have ketchup on it?”