Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.
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Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth
Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality.
Q: How many lead trumpet
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, “I could do that better.
Q: There is a frog driving
Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? A: The frog’s probably on its way to a gig.
Q: What is the difference between a trombone and
Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.
Q: How do
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Q: What’s the definition of a gentleman?
Q: What’s the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn’t!
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you
Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus? A: The out-of-tune sax player! You were hallucinating the other two.
Q: How many alto sax
Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would’ve done it.
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner’s neighbors don’t mind if you don’t return the sax when you borrow it.