Will the father be present during the birth? asked the obstetrician. “Nah,” replied the mother-to-be, “He and my husband don’t get along.”
Category: Marriage jokes
A woman entered the hospital to deliver
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse, “but don’t you think this is enough?” The woman replied, “Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year.”