Category: Hunting jokes

Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to speak to him! “Isn’t it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want? Let’s negotiate the matter,” said the bear. Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then replied, “I want a fur coat.”

What’s the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!

What’s the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!

What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off’

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come? The hunters were a man, his son and his grandson.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? “Quack! Quack! Quack!”

Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, ‘We’ve been hunting all day. We’ve shot at five deer – and not hit one! ‘OK. Let’s miss two more and then head back to camp,’ said Bob.

Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot. ‘Don’t waste your time,’ Pat hollered. ‘The rifle is not loaded. ‘I can’t wait,’ Mike shouted back. ‘The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!

What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off.