Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.
Category: Humor jokes
What did one rock pool say to the other rock
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!
What do you call a tube with a degree? A
What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I “NEED” you!
Question: What goes up and never comes
Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up
Q. What is the bigest pencil
Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania
Q. Why did the belt go to jail?
Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
Q. Have you heard the latest
Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
Q. What did
Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey