Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it’s a FAST food!
Category: Burger jokes
Why aren’t burgers too
Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!
Why are hamburgers essential to
Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in
Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!
Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie
Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!
Who is the hamburgers’ favourite
Who is the hamburgers’ favourite actress? Candice Berger!
Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!
Who can beat any burger at golf?
Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!
Who are the hamburgers favourite
Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!
Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger
Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!