Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: ‘I didn’t think we’d make it! Jill replied, ‘Nor did I – what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we’d have slid all the way back down!
Category: Bicycle jokes
What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked
A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, then turned to the little boy and said, ‘Don’t you know how to ride a bike?’ ‘Yes,’ he answered, ‘but I don’t know how to ring the bell yet’
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?”, asked the guard. “Sand,” said the cyclist. “Get them off – we’ll take a look,” said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. “Say friend, you sure had us crazy”, said the guard. “We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won’t say a word – but what is it you were smu ggling?” “Bicycles!”
What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed
What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.
Which is the cheapest bicycle you can
Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.
Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals.
Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.