If a word in a dictionary were
| Answer me this jokes
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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A traffic Policeman recently
| Police jokes
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia." As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment a
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Q. What's worse
| Food jokes
Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm.
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Teacher : Give
| School jokes
Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !
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Great news,
| Mental health jokes
Great news, Mr. Oscarson, the psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. You'll never be trapped by the desire to steal again." "Gee, that's great, Doc," the patient replied. "And just to prove it, I want
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When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.