How can you tell when the Chief Accountant
| Accountant jokes
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No'
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An American tourist went into
| Dirty jokes
An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained. "Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied. "The what, you say?" exclaimed the tou
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The Senate is investigating
| Old age jokes
The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it. The most popular of these scams is called Social Security.
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age,
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Why can't meteorologists forecast the
| Weather jokes
Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors
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A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man “I can’t believe what I’m seeing, a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!” The man replied “Nah lady this cats not clever at all I’m beating it 6 games to 1”