When the new patient was settled
| Mental health jokes
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning." "Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the E
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Teenage Driver: But,
| College jokes
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking. A: None: They can't remove the old ones since they a
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Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard
| Blonde jokes
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"
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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A
| Ethnic jokes
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
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WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.” HUSBAND: “Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous.” WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.” HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?” WIFE: “In the pool.”