My birthdays coming
| Birthday jokes
My birthdays coming Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"
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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing
| Snake jokes
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
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First cannibal: I can't find anything to
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.
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What do elephants do in
| Elephant jokes
What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !
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A realty salesman had just closed his first
| Salesmen jokes
A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?" "Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of sales
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Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.