I didnt see you in church last Sunday,
| Fishing jokes
I didnt see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead. "That's not true, vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it!"
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What did the bee to the other bee in summer
| Insect jokes
What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
| Cow jokes
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!
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Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.