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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

| Vampire jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.

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Why do some accountants

| Accountant jokes

Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

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I see the baby's nose is running

| Baby jokes

I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

| Dirty jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.

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How do you make a butterfly ?

| Insect jokes

How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !

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What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!