Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.
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Why do some accountants
| Accountant jokes
Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.
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I see the baby's nose is running
| Baby jokes
I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"
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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
| Dirty jokes
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
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How do you make a butterfly ?
| Insect jokes
How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
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What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!