Melburn was strolling along downtown
| Idiot and fool jokes
Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a neighbor. "I dunno much 'bout art," replied Melburn, "but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars! It's one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!"
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During the month of
| Weather jokes
During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside
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Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits
| Aardvark jokes
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!
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Who was that on the phone, Fred?
| Telephone jokes
Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
| Bird jokes
What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.