Q: How many London taxi drivers does it

An accountant visited the Natural History

| Accountant jokes

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion ye

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What did the alien say to the gas pump

| Space jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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Police officer: Excuse me, but your

| Police jokes

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.

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Q: What's a blonde's favorite

| Blonde jokes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby

| Baby jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

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Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin’ mate !