What do you call an aardvark that's good at
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!
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Doctor, Doctor everyone
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!
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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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What do you call a cow who argues with her
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
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How did the soggy
| Easter jokes
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six – One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he’ll have to replace the whole socket.