One of the bachelors in the
| Marriage jokes
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses." She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas Jefferson! Abraham Lincoln!"
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Sister: Why are you putting
| Idiot and fool jokes
Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?
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How many lawyers does it take
| Lawyer jokes
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
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A blonde and her husband were driving home,
| Blonde jokes
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh i know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bott
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Why are monsters huge and hairy and
| Monster jokes
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
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My sister’s a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she’s run over.