If you watch the way that many motorists

Mrs Saggy:

| Beauty jokes

Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!

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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped

| Clinton jokes

Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!

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An elderly woman had just returned to her home

| Police jokes

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ so th

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Mortal: What is a million years like to you?

| Religious jokes

Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second.

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My birthdays coming

| Birthday jokes

My birthdays coming Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

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If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.