Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!
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How did the blonde
| Blonde jokes
How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.
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This is the story of four
| Business jokes
This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody cou
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What does an octopus take on a camping
| Various animal jokes
What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!
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What would you get if you crossed Halloween
| Halloween jokes
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!
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Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover that they had missed the train. “The next train is in one hour,” said the stationmaster. The three went back into the bar. The parents had another drink; Blake had a Pepsi. Again they heard a whistle, rushed out and discovered the train pulling away. “Next one is sixty minutes from now!” said the stationmaster. An hour later, Blake, with his mom and dad, raced out onto the platform, and his parents leaped onto the train as it pulled away. The boy was left standing on the platform and began to laugh uproariously. “Your parents just left you,” said the stationmaster. “Why are you laughing?” “They came to see me off!”