What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off
| Dog jokes
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !
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How do angels greet each other?
| Heaven and hell jokes
How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.
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What is a mouse's favourite game ?
| Mouse jokes
What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
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A customer called to say he couldn't get his
| Computer jokes
A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the screen and pressing the "send" key.
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What did the baby owl's parents say when he
| Bird jokes
What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.
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A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, ‘It’s no good you talking to me, young man, I’m stone deaf !