A blonde was taking the tour of a national park
| Blonde jokes
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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What is a dog's favourite Easter
| Easter jokes
What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!
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It seems a gentleman had too
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident i
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Jackie stood quietly as her father
| School jokes
Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. "What is this 45 in math?" asked her father. "I think that's the size of the class," she said quickly!
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What would happen if pigs went on strike?
| Pig jokes
What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!