Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for
| Criminal jokes
Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.
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Pat and
| Ethnic jokes
Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick. "And how did you do it?" "I just touched this big spinning thing here like thi... Darn! There goes another one!"
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What do you do with a green monster?
| Monster jokes
What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!
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Q: Why do blonde's
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.
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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on
| Rabbit jokes
What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!
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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.