Late one
| Criminal jokes
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the
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The Insurmountable problem
| Book title jokes
The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback
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What did one tooth say to the other?
| Teeth jokes
What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
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What fish do road-menders use ?
| Fishing jokes
What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !
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What is the difference between a barking dog and
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up.
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This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, “I’m a walking economy.” The friend replies “How so?” “My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!”