Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.
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An airline pilot wrote that on this
| Aviation jokes
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy, which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his
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A teacher was having
| School jokes
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."
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What's a blondes idea of natural
| Blonde jokes
What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.
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This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, “How much are your parrots?” The salesman answers, “The first one is $1,000.” “What does he know?” “He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions.” “How about the second one?” “The second parrot costs $5,000.” “What does he know?” “He knows 100,000 words and 10,000 sentences, is able to solve mathematical expressions, and create computer programs.” “Then what is the price for the third one?, the buyer is wondering.” “This one costs $20,000.” “Really?!, wonders the exciting buyer. What does he know?” “This one knows absolutely nothing, but the two others always call him ‘THEIR BOSS.