What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
| Food jokes
What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host.
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Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged
| Money jokes
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
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Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot
| Sport jokes
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ? Captain: Well, it could have been worse. Manager: How ? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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Q: Why would it be
| Police jokes
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: “Don’t Walk.”