Im not saying that the customer service in

A blonde gets

| Aviation jokes

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO

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How did Frankenstein's

| Monster jokes

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down.

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How can you tell the pig

| Pig jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.

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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to

| Criminal jokes

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked

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Why did the condom

| Dirty jokes

Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.

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Im not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance … she leaned over and pushed me.