Q: When is a strange dog
| Dog jokes
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.
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What's the difference between a sigh, a car and
| Humor jokes
What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
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Q: How many lead trumpet
| Music jokes
Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.
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What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
| Ghost jokes
What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
| Space jokes
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.
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A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phone company was again contacted and told that there was no longer a rush. The phone was now working fine–except that all money was being returned upon completion of each call. A repairman arrived within the hour!