What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
| Gorilla jokes
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
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Q. What is the difference between a fish and a
| Fishing jokes
Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish.
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Johnny was asked
| Religious jokes
Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. "Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. "When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked
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Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged
| Money jokes
Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
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A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man’s hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church.The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, “And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention …. “