Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?

How do whales type e-mails?

| E-mail jokes

How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

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Four

| Marriage jokes

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second Guy: "That's

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A male market researcher was calling on homes on

| Dirty jokes

A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."Do you use Vaseline?" asked the researcher. "Certainly," she said. "It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns." "And what about anything else?" he asked. "Like what?" He became embarrassed. "Well, sex,

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a

| Cow jokes

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!

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Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"

| Witch jokes

Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!