Who did the ghost invite to his party?
| Ghost jokes
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
| Dog jokes
Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.
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Miles Dobson was away from home on business
| Marriage jokes
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today." "What! In the obituary column! That's not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I'll sue 'em." "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously, "wh
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My dog likes to sit down each evening and
| Internet jokes
My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
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Camper: There's a leak over my
| Humor jokes
Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.
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Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There’s an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don’t sell them!