Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were
| Dirty jokes
Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, "Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?" Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, "Sam, I'm really glad you saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid is."
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Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down
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Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.
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Why did the footballer hold his
| Sport jokes
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!
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Q. How do you confuse a
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Hey buddy.
| Music jokes
Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.
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Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances – especially if they are in their prime!