PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball
| Internet jokes
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
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A snail goes into a bar and
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out. A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says... 'What did you do that for!
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Doctor, Doctor I've a split
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!
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What did the maggot say to another ?
| Insect jokes
What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
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Why do burgers run the gauntlet?
| Burger jokes
Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!
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Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!