Loomis: Does your dog have a license?
| Idiot and fool jokes
Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.
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What happened to the entertainer who did
| Cannibal jokes
What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !
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How do you make gold soup?
| Food jokes
How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.
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Taxiing down the tarmac,
| Aviation jokes
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained th
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Doctor, Doctor everyone
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!
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Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!