Two bowling
| Blonde jokes
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when
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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours
| Internet jokes
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like, they're not listening to you anyway.
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A woman reported
| Humor jokes
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him. "Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."
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Customer: Why doesn't my
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head.
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Upon
| Dog jokes
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of
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What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!