Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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What is musical and
| Music jokes
What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
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A fellow had just been
| Business jokes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said. Well, things went along p
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Did you hear about the Finn who
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.
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A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to
| Dog jokes
A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you want me to do that? the dogs tail is perfectly healthy." The man replied "Well the wifes mother comes this weekend and I want to make sure there are no signs of any welcome!!"
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!