What did the maths homework website say to
| Internet jokes
What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems.
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An ideal homework excuse
| School jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
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The head doctors in an insane asylum had
| Mental health jokes
The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the pa
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Monahan stumbled
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall is a penguin?" "About two and a half feet." "Thank God!" cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
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There's this cathedral that's still being
| Religious jokes
There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors. A characteristic of these "cage elevators" is that the doors (gate) must be closed manually for them to be "called" to another floor
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My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?