How do you make a milkshake?
| Cow jokes
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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A farmer and his brand new bride were
| Farmer jokes
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor
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Hey buddy.
| Music jokes
Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.
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What was King Arthur's favourite game
| History jokes
What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !
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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
| Farmer jokes
How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.
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Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said ‘shake well before using.