Did the bionic

Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with

| Hunting jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!

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What did Adam say to Eve?

| Dirty jokes

What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

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Who is a bee's favourite painter ?

| Insect jokes

Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !

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Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair

| Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

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Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!