Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you
| Parent jokes
Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad, I know how !
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
| Blonde jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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When George Washington was a general, why did he
| Dog jokes
When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
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A monster and a zombie went into a
| Dead and dying jokes
A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,' said the monster. 'Certainly ma'am,' said the undertaker, 'but there was really no need to bring her with you.
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Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind
| Men jokes
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.
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The Ugly Hag by Ida Face