Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who
| Car and train jokes
Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one's exposure. One third of traffic accidents are c
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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater
| Dog jokes
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
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What's the difference between an injured
| Elephant jokes
What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !
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What animals were last
| Elephant jokes
What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
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What two words have thousands of letters in
| Letter jokes
What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.
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The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw’